Sunday Jokes.....

FUNNY !!!
ENJOY IT !!!

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Or
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Or
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A Chicken and an egg are lying in bed
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

Bug on windscreen
One day a father takes his daughter to school. While driving there, there is a couple in the convertible in front waving their arms about having an argument of some sort. Then the wife pulls out a knife and cuts her husbands dick off and throws it over the back of the car, landing on the car's windscreen behind.
The girl says, "Whats that on the windscreen dad?"
The dad replies, "Its a bug."
Then she says, "That bug sure has a big cock!"

Golf Ball & G-Spot
Question. What is the difference between a golf ball and a G-Spot?
Answer. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.


Pick Up Line
Question. What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Answer. "May I push in your stool?"