Happy Vasaikhi & Enjoy This Joke....
1) Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says " IF YOU BEHAVE LIKE THIS , YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR FRIENDS"
2)Brother Wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus "Send Me A Brother". Santa wrote back "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
3)Meaning Of WIFE
Husband asks "Do You Know the meaning of WIFE?".It means "Without Information Fighting Evertime!"
Wife replies, "No , It means With Idiot For Ever !!!"
4)Importance of a period
Teacher "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid "Yeah,once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted , dad got heart attack & our driver ran away".
HA ha ha ha ha.....HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS !!!
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