The Dating Game

AMERICAN WOMEN
1st Date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2nd Date: You get to grope all over and make out.
3rd Date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry
her but will probably abandon the idea.

JAPANESE WOMEN
1st Date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
2nd Date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
3rd Date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that
was her last fling as getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.

CHINESE WOMEN
1st Date: You lose all your cash in your callet.
2nd Date: You max out all credit cards.
3rd Date: You clean out your bank account and you still can't get first base. Three
weeks after your third date , you have already realised that nothing's
going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
1st Date: You meet her parents.
2nd Date: The date is set for the wedding.
3rd Date: It's your wedding night !


Hahahahahhaha..cheers guys !!!