-I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
-Nice legs...what time do they open?
-I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
-Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
-I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
-Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
-You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
-I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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