Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Joke Of The Month....

If sex is a pain in the ass,
Then You're Doing It Wrongly.




4 Miracles of a Woman

Getting wet without taking a SHOWER
Bleeding without getting HURT
Giving milk without eating GRASS
Making Boneless meat HARD!!!



Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home...
Keep your hand on her neck...
Put your lips on her lips and have a … nice drink…PEPSI


Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name.

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