This Is Classic.......

This Was Not In The Thai Travel Brochure....

It's Ladies Night.....

Question. What is the advantages of having an affair with married women?

Answer.

They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

Dear Ambassador Todt....

1st Post
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2nd Post
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It's really really funny.....
classic one Mr.Art Harun.

What A Pakistani Journalist Thinks Of India & Indians...

What a Pakistani Journalist thinks of India and Indians!

Capital suggestion

By Dr Farrukh Saleem

Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

(PB says : I find that last statement a little hard to believe)

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present:
A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India 's richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean ). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests.. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea . On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries.
In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi .

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail... Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out often Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire) .

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion). Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124).
We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?

INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also to mention: They think of Construction of own nation, unlike other nations who are just concerned with destruction of others...


Simple answer why the Indian fare better than the Pakis'... They don't focus on religion and neither do they spend time and money in devising ways to kill their own and everyone else over religion.

Respect Both Of Them Sir Alex.....

Pickup Lines For Guys....

-I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

-Nice legs...what time do they open?

-I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

-Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

-I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

-Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

-You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

-I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

He Is A Basterd.....

A Must Watch Movie....

Girls Night Out....

Two Indian women friends, Sheela and Kusum had gone for a girl's night
out - both were very beautiful and loving wives.
However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them.

Her friend Sheela, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat
down next a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, Mr. Pernab, Kusum's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the Mr. Taran the other husband and said, 'These dam girls'
night out have got to stop - I'm starting to suspect the worst. My
wife came home with no panties.'

You think that's bad' said Taran, the other husband, 'Sheela is lying
in bed with a card stuck in her bum that says....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"

All The Way From England ---> My Dad Send Me This Pictures.

Thanks for the classic picture dad....
Like Father Like Son.....

dad with her daughter (which is my sister :P)
don't worry ....I'll be going there ONE DAY !!!
but just don't ask me when.....:)
Cheers Mate...

Psychology of Girls

Psychology of Girls

-Fraud with Innocent Boys

-Fun with Handsome Boys

-Friendship with Charming Boys

-Contact with Intelligent Boys

-Flirt with Freaky Boys

-Love with Faithful Boys

and in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy!

CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG ....AYE AYE AYE...

THIS IS SO SO CLASSIC .....

Virginity Check

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, "Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel."

The man was astonished and asked, "So what do I do with these?"

The doc replied, "Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her head with the shovel."

Always Check Your Child's Homework...

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

Birthday Test ---> I Got Cockroach !!!

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE..Sound true after I read it..

January 01 - 09 ~ Ass
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach

February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake

March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite

April 01 - 03 ~ Ass
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk

May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach

June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Ass
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite

July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Ass
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite

August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk

September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Ass

October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake

November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite

December 01 - 16 ~ Ass
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog

If you are an Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath.
God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what the best trait of you guys remains.

If you are a Bullfrog : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites... They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique..You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Safety Sharing - Be Alert For Phone Scam....

Dear all

I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you. Its all started when I received a call from someone claimed that he was Maxis asking me to shutdown phone for 2 hours for 3g update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question any shutdown my cell phone. After 45 minutes I feel very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on back my cell phone back and I received several numbers of call; few numbers from my family members and the other numbers was from the number that call me before; 3954380. I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worry asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they received a call from someone claimed that they have me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard my voice crying out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asking them to lodge a police report. Right after that I received again call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which this time I refused to do so and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery run down. I myself lodge a police report and was informed by the officer that this kind of scam always reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money. Bank can only returned back the money if the owners of the account agree to do so or there is a court order. Guys, be careful that this kind of scam might happened to any of us!!! Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you asked to shutdown your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your friend should receive the same call. Any Customer Service should introduce their NAME AT THE BEGINNING of the call. Ignore them if you don't get a name at the beginning of the call. If you received instructions from unrecognized number/person that you are not sure, make your own judgment. The BEST is DO NOT RESPONSE If you cannot pickup your loved one's call, DO GIVE A CALLBACK immediately! Update your loved one with ALTERNATE CONTACT wherever you are If you think you are SMART that you cannot be cheated, You are wrong! Be Safe and Stay Alert!

What Does Love Mean ?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think .


When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'
Rebecca- age 8


'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'
Billy - age 4


'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'
Chrissy - age 6


'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired..'
Terri - age 4


'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'
Danny - age 7


'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'
Emily - age 8


'Love is what's in the room with you as if you stop opening presents and listen.'
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)


'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)


'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'
Noelle - age 7


'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'
Tommy - age 6


'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'
Cindy - age 8



'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'
Clare - age 6


'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken..'
Elaine-age 5



'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'
Chris - age 7



'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'
Mary Ann - age 4



'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'
Lauren - age 4



'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)
Karen - age 7



'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'
Mark - age 6


'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it... But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'
Jessica - age 8



And the final one

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

Some Weird Psychology Personality Test

My Psychology Personality test result:

Mysterious... oftentimes, a loner. You know your true friends and only them are allowed to understand the real you.

You hide your emotions... Sometimes pretending to be always happy. Sometimes, not giving even a hint of what you really feel.

You love deeply... you may flirt along and people think you’re a playboy/playgirl but the truth is: your heart belongs to only one.

You have so many ideas in mind... You’re creative and aggressive! If you want something, you’ll do anything to get it!

You’re a stubborn sweetheart... You “love” him/her only because he/she loves you. If his/her flame puts out, you let go with no trouble.

You’re undoubtedly good-natured! Most of the time, people are confident to approach you because they know you will consider them.

You’re independent! You’re also risky just like the bajaken who sail in the vast and dangerous ocean to look for treasures!

Im Gonna Buy This ---> Cool Stuff Ehh.

Next time somebody serves you a glass of mystery booze at a cocktail party, whip out the Rotgutonix pen, and find out what you’re really drinking.

Just dip the Rotgutonix pen into a glass of alcohol (no mixers, please), and let it soak for 20 seconds. The pen’s liquid-crystal display will tell you if you’re about to drink some real whiskey or some nasty rotgut, it’ll tell you. While I don’t usually frequent bars that serve things in a jug marked “XXX”, apparently the serving of nasty bottom-shelf stuff in the wrong bottle is a more common practice in Europe than it is here in the States. As a matter of fact, product designer Emilio Alarcón decided to create the gadget after he had a bad run-in with a couple of glasses of headache and nausea-inducing rotgut in Spain.

Unfortunately the device can currently only detect the chemical composition of 6 brands of liquor: Johnnie Walker, JB, DYC, Havana Club, Pampero and Brugal. So if you prefer Makers Mark, or something that starts with a Glen, you’re S.O.L. for now. The good news is that makers of the Rotgutonix are working on a future update that should allow it to detect up to 20 different booze profiles.

Click & Watch Both Of It....

Well , I Just Can't Stop Laughing Cause I Find It Funny....
Cheers.....

Click here (Good Good , A Big Respecta For You Girl)
&
Click Here (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........)


I find it funny because certain answers are just purely purely B$#$ S#$%.......
Cheers....

Happy 140th Birth Anniversary Mahatma Gandhi...

Mini Gandhi's, school children dressed as Mahatma Gandhi take part in a cultural programme on Gandhi's 140 birth anniversary, in the central Indian City Of Bhopal - Reuters Pic

Why didn't I think of that?‏

not bad ehh....
good planning wei !!!

Penang Swimming Club October Fest

Greetings from the youth group!

Start Time:	Saturday, 31 October 2009 at 19:00
End Time:	Sunday, 01 November 2009 at 01:00
Location:	PSC
Town/City:	Penang, Malaysia

Though we have been quite for a while but fear not, as were planning an exciting evening to come. Get ready to drink and party as the German Festival comes our way, get ready for PSC’s very own, October Fest (German Festival)!


Oktoberfest is organised with abundance in mind (good food, drinks, music, games, prizes, lucky draws, etc). Thus, the difference in price (RM60/RM80).


For your attention, RM 60 would ONLY be for early birds that REGISTER with us before 25th of September 2009. After this date, all ticket pricing would be RM80.


Quick summary for your promotion


What do you get for RM60/RM80?...A promising night of fun and joy! Rest assured you are paying for a value worth almost double the price. Here goes....your ticket entitles you to....


2 FREE drinks - one bottle 500ml German beer Paulaner (RM29 at Ingolf) & one glass of Whisky/wine.
Good Food - FREE ! Quality German buffet from Ingolf, yummy Roast Lamb all the way from KL.
Good Drinks - Beer at only RM5 per mug 320ml, wine, whisky, etc at happy rates.
Good Fun - Beer drinking competition by the mug and yard, Glass Stein rally, Arm Wrestling, etc
Good Music - Live Band & famous DJ personalities from FM radio with German songs, etc all from KL!
Good Luck - Exciting lucky draws eg airplane tickets for 2 to a surprise destination, hotel stays, etc.
Good Spirit - Charming personalities to serve the beer!
etc etc etc !
The ONLY missing goodness is YOU! So, hurry now - be an early bird!


Please do get back us, at

E-mail: mikecheong86@live.com (Secretary)

weisheng.tan@transocean.com.my (Chairman)




You could also call us @:

0124844548 (Wilson), 0164207727 (Michael)
0124892888 (Rocky)
0124303199 (Soon)

PENANG SWIMMING CLUB WEBSITE
CLICK HERE

I Think Every Office Needs It Mann....

seriously, We should talk to our big bosses and explain to them...
"why don't we have happy hours all day long in the office"
and we might work even better.....
cheers....

what say you ?

What does your birthday say about you?

May

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

Malaysia Boleh......

Nothing New.....
check this out...

Bank Bumiputra 3.2 Billon

Maminco attempt to corner the world
tin market in 1980's			1.6 Billion
Betting in Foreign Exchange cost
Bank Negara in 1990's			30 Billion
Perwaja Steel resulted in losses			2.56 Billion
Valuecap Sdn Bhd - operation to
shore up stock market with public
funds			10 Billion
Bank Islam banking scandal - losses			700 Million
Sale of M.V. Agusta by Proton
for One Euro making a loss of :			348 Million
Wang Ehsan from Trengganu Oil
Royalty - 2004 -2007			7.4 Billion
Philharmonic Orchestra - since it
estabalished has swallowed:			500 Million
Advisors Fees per year
Mahathir			180,000.00
Sahrizat			406,726.00
Abdul Hamid Othman (religious)			549,675.00
Teaching Maths and Science in English over the past five
years			3.2 Billion
Of this money 2.21 Billion spent
on purchase of Information and
computer Technology - no breakdown.
Commission paid: Perimekar
and IMT Defence Sdn. Bhd.			910,000.00
Compensation Gerbang Perdana
for "Crooked Scenic Half-Bridge			1.1 Billion
CIQ Building - wasted building-
cancellation of the above bridge			1.3 Billion
Renovation of Parliament building
and leaks			100 Million
National Astronaut Programme			40 Million
National Service Training. Yearly estimate is approximately
			500 Million
Eye on Malaysia			30 Million
Free tickets - Eye on Malaysia			5.7 million.
Soft Loan to PKFZ			4.63 Billion
Indelible Ink - Election Commission			2.4 Million.
Compensation to 20 highway co.
announced by Samy Velu in Sept 2006			38.5 Billion
Windfall for 9 toll concessionaries
soley from toll hikes in 2008 alone:			380 Million
Timber export kickbacks involving
companies belonging to Sarawak
Chief Minister & Family			32 Million
Bailout of Malaysian Airlines System			7.9 Billion
MAS buying painting for
Office (Munir)			1.55Million
Putra Transport system bailout			4.486Billion
Star LRT bailout			192.54 Million
National Sewerage System bailout			192.54 Million
Seremban-Port Dickson Highway bailout			142 Million
Kuching Prison bailout			135 Million
Kajian Makanan &Gunaan Orang
Islam			8.3 Million
Le Tour Langkawi bailout			3.5 Million

More Information....
CLICK HERE....

Im In Love.....

The BMW X6 is a sporty, agile addition to the BMW X family. The side view shows the elegant proportions of a BMW Coupé. The roofline flows down to the rear end cutoff in a gentle curve. The overhang stretches the silhouette, while two “character lines” underscore the dynamic wedge shape. When seen from the front and rear, all the typical BMW X characteristics are in evidence: the horizontal lines and prominent wheel arches emphasise the power, breadth and presence of the BMW X6.

Sport for all your senses.

The interior of the BMW X6.

The interior of the BMW X6 accentuates an active lifestyle, with functional detail solutions crafted to the very highest standards. A wide choice of materials (like the Leather Alcantara option) and interior trim offers a broad range of high-quality combinations. The leather on the exclusive optional leather cladding for the dashboard and door panels even has special padding for enhanced haptic quality.

MUST BE MORE THAN RM500,000 IF IM NOT WRONG.....
IM GUESSING RM500,000 TO RM1,000,000......
IT'S SOO HOT AND SEXY THIS CAR !!!

About Men and Women Shutting Eyes During A Kiss....

A study by a Canadian anthropologist demonstrated that 97 percent of women shut their eyes during a kiss but only 37 percent of men did.

The late actor Anthony Quinn had an explanation, "Many a husband kisses with his eyes wide open. He wants to make sure his wife is not around to catch him."

Drinking Vs Voga

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does



SAVASANA
Position Of Total Relaxation


Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.


Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.



Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal comumn.


Halasana
Excelent for back pain and imsomnia.


Dolphin
Excelent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.


Salambhasana
Great excersice to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.


Ananda Balasana
This position is great for masaging the hip area.


Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.


So, What are we waiting for?
lets start drinking .............

World Top Lies Of Women....

1. I am a virgin.
2. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
4. I won't gain weight after marriage.
5. I am coming! I am coming !!!
6. I have never done this before.
7. Before break up- I Love You (100% Lie)
After break up- I Still Love You (200% lie)
8. I love you not your money.
9. No one touches my boobs ever except you.
10. You are my first boy friend in my life.
11. Your the best man and the only man i have had in bed....there's absolutely no one
else in my life since I met you.
12. I cant do this before marriage.
13. I thought you were my best friend..i didnt expect this from you..
14. I'm having headache.


ENJOY ENJOY !!!

Dating Tips...

Rakhveer Singh Dhillon Zodiac sign is Gemini and below is tips for dating him.

It might be a little difficult to start this date up. But don't worry, once the Gemini has warmed up you might just get what you were looking for. Gemini people will fall in love with the people who stimulate their curiosity and intelligence. In their emotional world Gemini people search for security and protection. They will act cautiously while they get to know someone and will open their heart little by little.

People born under the sign of Gemini like to speak, to communicate, to meet different people, to travel and to be in motion. Gemini's ruling planet is Mercury, the planet of communication. Gemini people are very curious and their mind always requests more information.

Gemini Dating Tip:
The first impression is very important when dating a Gemini. Show off your best side. People born under the sign of Gemini are very communicative and like to talk. Just lean back, relax, and listen. Another dating advice: Gemini people cannot stand aggressiveness; they will escape from rude people and tense situations. Keep this in mind on your date with a Gemini.

The Moods Of Woman & Man

The Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose. She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.


The Moods of a Man
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.


CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG....
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Top Reasons Why Woman Was Created...

1. God knew man would never go out and buy himself new clothes when his wore out.

2. God knew man would never be able to make a doctor, dentist or haircut, appointment for himself.

3. As the housekeeper, man would never remember where he left his tools.

4. Apparently, man needed someone to blame his troubles on somebody.

5. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he would not ask for directions.

6. And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created woman......

7. When God finished the creation of man, he scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that".