Marketing Strategy- Malaysian Style‏

YET! MALAYSIA SENDS THOUSANDS TO HARVARD AND THE LIKE TO LEARN ABOUT
"BUSINESS "!!!! HERE WE HAVE IT PLAIN AND SIMPLE!

NEW VERSION!!!


Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing
at Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's Advertising.

Khir Toyol sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to
her and gets her telephone number. The next day, he calls
and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Telemarketing.

Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. He gets up
and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a
drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her
bag after she drops it, offers her ride and then says:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.

Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. The girl walks up
to him and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.

Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party.. He goes up to
her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives Hamid a tight and hard slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback.

Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party. He
goes up to her and says: "I am very rich.
Marry me!" And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap.

Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her
and before he can say anything, another person comes and
tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share..

And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes
up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Rosmah arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets