That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...
Dum Gai
Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Words Women Use
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.
NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.
NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
The Females Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
This Is Good....
CLICK HERE
I was sufting malaysia-today and i saw this....
respecta to that guy who created this....
and another joke about alcohol
Peter was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," Said Peter, "what does that show you?"
"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."
:)
I was sufting malaysia-today and i saw this....
respecta to that guy who created this....
and another joke about alcohol
Peter was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," Said Peter, "what does that show you?"
"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."
:)
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
I Got This....Kinda True Actually.....
-When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
-When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
-When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.
-When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.
-When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.
-When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
-When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
-When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.
-When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than
that.
-Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....
-Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
-who calls you back when you hang up on him.
-who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.
-Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
-Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
-Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
is to have you.
-Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '
YUP YUP YUP.....
ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY !!!
-When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
-When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.
-When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.
-When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.
-When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
-When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
-When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.
-When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than
that.
-Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....
-Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
-who calls you back when you hang up on him.
-who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.
-Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
-Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
-Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
is to have you.
-Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '
YUP YUP YUP.....
ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY !!!
Marketing Strategy- Malaysian Style
YET! MALAYSIA SENDS THOUSANDS TO HARVARD AND THE LIKE TO LEARN ABOUT
"BUSINESS "!!!! HERE WE HAVE IT PLAIN AND SIMPLE!
NEW VERSION!!!
Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing
at Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's Advertising.
Khir Toyol sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to
her and gets her telephone number. The next day, he calls
and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Telemarketing.
Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. He gets up
and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a
drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her
bag after she drops it, offers her ride and then says:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.
Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. The girl walks up
to him and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.
Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party.. He goes up to
her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives Hamid a tight and hard slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback.
Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party. He
goes up to her and says: "I am very rich.
Marry me!" And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap.
Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her
and before he can say anything, another person comes and
tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share..
And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes
up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Rosmah arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets
"BUSINESS "!!!! HERE WE HAVE IT PLAIN AND SIMPLE!
NEW VERSION!!!
Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing
at Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's Advertising.
Khir Toyol sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to
her and gets her telephone number. The next day, he calls
and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Telemarketing.
Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. He gets up
and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a
drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her
bag after she drops it, offers her ride and then says:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.
Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. The girl walks up
to him and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.
Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party.. He goes up to
her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives Hamid a tight and hard slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback.
Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party. He
goes up to her and says: "I am very rich.
Marry me!" And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap.
Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her
and before he can say anything, another person comes and
tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share..
And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes
up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Rosmah arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets
Widow Going On First Date After Husband's Death...
A widow goes on her first date since her husband’s death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.
“You can touch me anywhere else,” she says, “but down there I’m still mourning.”
“I figured as much,” says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. “If you don’t mind, I’d like to offer my deepest condolences.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
Can't stop laughing mann.....
“You can touch me anywhere else,” she says, “but down there I’m still mourning.”
“I figured as much,” says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. “If you don’t mind, I’d like to offer my deepest condolences.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
Can't stop laughing mann.....
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Hey Hey Hey.....Looking Back
hey hey hey....
The past few days I'm just not myself....
i don't know why.....
It's like I'm not myself...
N I'm listening to weird kind of music...
like
-have you ever seen the rain-
-have i told u lately that i love you-
-missing-
bla bla bla n so on....
and the good news is that i found my old picture below my old studying table...
which is this....hahahahhaha......din't know that i looked like an angel....
HmMmMMm.....QUOTE of the Day:
-I came into this world brown, naked and adorable. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world brown, naked and good looking. So I enjoy life...-
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sade - Like The Deserts Miss The Rain
I step off the train
I'm walkin' down your street again
And pass your door
But you don't live there anymore
It's years since you've been there
And now you've disappeared somewhere
Like outer space
You've found some better place
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you
Oh
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
Could you be dead?
You always were two steps ahead
Of ev'ryone
We'd walk behind while you would run
I look up at your house
And I can almost hear you shout, down to me
Where I always used to be
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
Back on the train
I ask why did I come again
Can I confess?
I've been hangin' 'round your old address
And the years have proved
To offer nothin' since you moved
You're long gone
But I can't move on
And I miss you
Oh-oh (Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain) And I miss you
I step off the train
I'm walkin' down your street again
Pass your door
I guess you don't live there anymore
It's years since you've been there
And now you've disappeared somewhere
Like outer space
You've found some better place
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, and I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
Deserts miss the rain
(Like the deserts miss the rain) Like the deserts miss the rain
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
Im Not Being EMO !!!...
Nice song actually......
I'm walkin' down your street again
And pass your door
But you don't live there anymore
It's years since you've been there
And now you've disappeared somewhere
Like outer space
You've found some better place
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you
Oh
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
Could you be dead?
You always were two steps ahead
Of ev'ryone
We'd walk behind while you would run
I look up at your house
And I can almost hear you shout, down to me
Where I always used to be
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
Back on the train
I ask why did I come again
Can I confess?
I've been hangin' 'round your old address
And the years have proved
To offer nothin' since you moved
You're long gone
But I can't move on
And I miss you
Oh-oh (Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain) And I miss you
I step off the train
I'm walkin' down your street again
Pass your door
I guess you don't live there anymore
It's years since you've been there
And now you've disappeared somewhere
Like outer space
You've found some better place
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, and I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
Deserts miss the rain
(Like the deserts miss the rain) Like the deserts miss the rain
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
Im Not Being EMO !!!...
Nice song actually......
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Ten Reasons E-Mail Is Like A Penis.
1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call e-mail envy.
5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
7. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
8. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
9. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
10. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Never Buy A Parrot....Funny Shit !!
A Sandton woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The
assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal
at
only R150.00.."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in some brothel in
Hillbrow and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she
buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at
the
woman.. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying
not
to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive
home.
"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters..
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain
the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet. A short while later, the woman's husband Graeme comes home.
"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
but
the same old clients... Howzit', Graeme?"
assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal
at
only R150.00.."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in some brothel in
Hillbrow and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she
buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at
the
woman.. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying
not
to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive
home.
"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters..
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain
the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet. A short while later, the woman's husband Graeme comes home.
"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
but
the same old clients... Howzit', Graeme?"
Monday, July 6, 2009
Arse Icon
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
hahahahha...........
Enjoy Enjoy....
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
hahahahha...........
Enjoy Enjoy....
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