Rakhveer Singh Dhillon

Hey Hey Hey

2010-01-07T21:53:00.003+08:00

Happy New Year....
i'll update you guys with my sabah trip and also my sungai petani trip ( everyday)
hehehehehe......
stay tune guys....

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010......

This Is Classic.......

2009-11-17T14:51:00.000+08:00

This Was Not In The Thai Travel Brochure....

2009-11-05T14:27:00.000+08:00

It's Ladies Night.....

2009-11-04T11:18:00.002+08:00

Question. What is the advantages of having an affair with married women?

Answer.

They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

Dear Ambassador Todt....

2009-11-03T12:45:00.000+08:00

1st Post
Click Here

2nd Post
Click Here

It's really really funny.....
classic one Mr.Art Harun.

What A Pakistani Journalist Thinks Of India & Indians...

2009-10-28T12:12:00.001+08:00

What a Pakistani Journalist thinks of India and Indians!

Capital suggestion

By Dr Farrukh Saleem

Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

(PB says : I find that last statement a little hard to believe)

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present:
A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India 's richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean ). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests.. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea . On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries.
In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi .

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail... Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out often Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire) .

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion). Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124).
We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?

INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also to mention: They think of Construction of own nation, unlike other nations who are just concerned with destruction of others...

Simple answer why the Indian fare better than the Pakis'... They don't focus on religion and neither do they spend time and money in devising ways to kill their own and everyone else over religion.

Respect Both Of Them Sir Alex.....

2009-10-26T16:30:00.000+08:00

Pickup Lines For Guys....

2009-10-26T11:35:00.002+08:00

-I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

-Nice legs...what time do they open?

-I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

-Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

-I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

-Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

-You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

-I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

He Is A Basterd.....

2009-10-23T09:03:00.000+08:00

A Must Watch Movie....

Girls Night Out....

2009-10-20T16:41:00.002+08:00

Two Indian women friends, Sheela and Kusum had gone for a girl's night
out - both were very beautiful and loving wives.
However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them.

Her friend Sheela, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat
down next a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, Mr. Pernab, Kusum's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the Mr. Taran the other husband and said, 'These dam girls'
night out have got to stop - I'm starting to suspect the worst. My
wife came home with no panties.'

You think that's bad' said Taran, the other husband, 'Sheela is lying
in bed with a card stuck in her bum that says....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"

All The Way From England ---> My Dad Send Me This Pictures.

2009-10-15T13:28:00.006+08:00

Thanks for the classic picture dad....
Like Father Like Son.....

dad with her daughter (which is my sister :P)
don't worry ....I'll be going there ONE DAY !!!
but just don't ask me when.....:)
Cheers Mate...

Psychology of Girls

2009-10-13T16:47:00.001+08:00

Psychology of Girls

-Fraud with Innocent Boys

-Fun with Handsome Boys

-Friendship with Charming Boys

-Contact with Intelligent Boys

-Flirt with Freaky Boys

-Love with Faithful Boys

and in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy!

CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG ....AYE AYE AYE...

THIS IS SO SO CLASSIC .....

Virginity Check

2009-10-13T08:05:00.003+08:00

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, "Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel."

The man was astonished and asked, "So what do I do with these?"

The doc replied, "Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her head with the shovel."

Always Check Your Child's Homework...

2009-10-13T07:54:00.003+08:00

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

Birthday Test ---> I Got Cockroach !!!

2009-10-09T09:51:00.000+08:00

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE..Sound true after I read it..

January 01 - 09 ~ Ass
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach

February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake

March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite

April 01 - 03 ~ Ass
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk

May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach

June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Ass
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite

July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Ass
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite

August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk

September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Ass

October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake

November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite

December 01 - 16 ~ Ass
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog

If you are an Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath.
God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what the best trait of you guys remains.

If you are a Bullfrog : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites... They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique..You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Safety Sharing - Be Alert For Phone Scam....

2009-10-08T12:31:00.001+08:00

Dear all

I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you.
Its all started when I received a call from someone claimed that he was Maxis asking me to shutdown phone for 2 hours for 3g update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question any shutdown my cell phone.
After 45 minutes I feel very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on back my cell phone back and I received several numbers of call; few numbers from my family members and the other numbers was from the number that call me before; 3954380.
I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worry asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they received a call from someone claimed that they have me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard my voice crying
out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asking them to lodge a police report.
Right after that I received again call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which this time I refused to do so and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery run down. I myself lodge a police report and was informed by the officer that this
kind of scam always reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money. Bank can only returned back the money if the owners of the account agree to do
so or there is a court order.
Guys, be careful that this kind of scam might happened to any of us!!!
Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you asked to shutdown your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your friend should receive the same call.
Any Customer Service should introduce their NAME AT THE BEGINNING of the call. Ignore them if you don't get a name at the beginning of the call. If you received instructions from unrecognized number/person that you are not sure, make your own judgment. The BEST is DO NOT RESPONSE
If you cannot pickup your loved one's call, DO GIVE A CALLBACK immediately! Update your loved one with ALTERNATE CONTACT wherever you are
If you think you are SMART that you cannot be cheated, You are wrong!
Be Safe and Stay Alert!

What Does Love Mean ?

2009-10-03T10:54:00.004+08:00

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think .

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'
Rebecca- age 8

'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'
Billy - age 4

'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'
Chrissy - age 6

'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired..'
Terri - age 4

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'
Danny - age 7

'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'
Emily - age 8

'Love is what's in the room with you as if you stop opening presents and listen.'
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'
Noelle - age 7

'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'
Tommy - age 6

'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'
Cindy - age 8

'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'
Clare - age 6

'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken..'
Elaine-age 5

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'
Chris - age 7

'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'
Mary Ann - age 4

'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'
Lauren - age 4

'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)
Karen - age 7

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'
Mark - age 6

'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it... But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'
Jessica - age 8

And the final one

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

Some Weird Psychology Personality Test

2009-10-02T16:35:00.002+08:00

My Psychology Personality test result:

Mysterious... oftentimes, a loner. You know your true friends and only them are allowed to understand the real you.

You hide your emotions... Sometimes pretending to be always happy. Sometimes, not giving even a hint of what you really feel.

You love deeply... you may flirt along and people think you’re a playboy/playgirl but the truth is: your heart belongs to only one.

You have so many ideas in mind... You’re creative and aggressive! If you want something, you’ll do anything to get it!

You’re a stubborn sweetheart... You “love” him/her only because he/she loves you. If his/her flame puts out, you let go with no trouble.

You’re undoubtedly good-natured! Most of the time, people are confident to approach you because they know you will consider them.

You’re independent! You’re also risky just like the bajaken who sail in the vast and dangerous ocean to look for treasures!

Im Gonna Buy This ---> Cool Stuff Ehh.

2009-10-02T16:25:00.004+08:00

Next time somebody serves you a glass of mystery booze at a cocktail party, whip out the Rotgutonix pen, and find out what you’re really drinking.

Just dip the Rotgutonix pen into a glass of alcohol (no mixers, please), and let it soak for 20 seconds. The pen’s liquid-crystal display will tell you if you’re about to drink some real whiskey or some nasty rotgut, it’ll tell you. While I don’t usually frequent bars that serve things in a jug marked “XXX”, apparently the serving of nasty bottom-shelf stuff in the wrong bottle is a more common practice in Europe than it is here in the States. As a matter of fact, product designer Emilio Alarcón decided to create the gadget after he had a bad run-in with a couple of glasses of headache and nausea-inducing rotgut in Spain.

Unfortunately the device can currently only detect the chemical composition of 6 brands of liquor: Johnnie Walker, JB, DYC, Havana Club, Pampero and Brugal. So if you prefer Makers Mark, or something that starts with a Glen, you’re S.O.L. for now. The good news is that makers of the Rotgutonix are working on a future update that should allow it to detect up to 20 different booze profiles.

Click & Watch Both Of It....

2009-10-02T16:17:00.003+08:00

Well , I Just Can't Stop Laughing Cause I Find It Funny....
Cheers.....

Click here (Good Good , A Big Respecta For You Girl)
&
Click Here (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........)

I find it funny because certain answers are just purely purely B$#$ S#$%.......
Cheers....

Happy 140th Birth Anniversary Mahatma Gandhi...

2009-10-02T16:11:00.003+08:00

Mini Gandhi's, school children dressed as Mahatma Gandhi take part in a cultural programme on Gandhi's 140 birth anniversary, in the central Indian City Of Bhopal - Reuters Pic

Why didn't I think of that?‏

2009-09-29T14:56:00.001+08:00

not bad ehh....
good planning wei !!!

Penang Swimming Club October Fest

2009-09-29T14:38:00.005+08:00

Greetings from the youth group!

Start Time:	Saturday, 31 October 2009 at 19:00
End Time:	Sunday, 01 November 2009 at 01:00
Location:	PSC
Town/City:	Penang, Malaysia

Though we have been quite for a while but fear not, as were planning an exciting evening to come. Get ready to drink and party as the German Festival comes our way, get ready for PSC’s very own, October Fest (German Festival)!

Oktoberfest is organised with abundance in mind (good food, drinks, music, games, prizes, lucky draws, etc). Thus, the difference in price (RM60/RM80).

For your attention, RM 60 would ONLY be for early birds that REGISTER with us before 25th of September 2009. After this date, all ticket pricing would be RM80.

Quick summary for your promotion

What do you get for RM60/RM80?...A promising night of fun and joy! Rest assured you are paying for a value worth almost double the price. Here goes....your ticket entitles you to....

2 FREE drinks - one bottle 500ml German beer Paulaner (RM29 at Ingolf) & one glass of Whisky/wine.
Good Food - FREE ! Quality German buffet from Ingolf, yummy Roast Lamb all the way from KL.
Good Drinks - Beer at only RM5 per mug 320ml, wine, whisky, etc at happy rates.
Good Fun - Beer drinking competition by the mug and yard, Glass Stein rally, Arm Wrestling, etc
Good Music - Live Band & famous DJ personalities from FM radio with German songs, etc all from KL!
Good Luck - Exciting lucky draws eg airplane tickets for 2 to a surprise destination, hotel stays, etc.
Good Spirit - Charming personalities to serve the beer!
etc etc etc !
The ONLY missing goodness is YOU! So, hurry now - be an early bird!

Please do get back us, at

E-mail: mikecheong86@live.com (Secretary)

weisheng.tan@transocean.com.my (Chairman)

You could also call us @:

0124844548 (Wilson), 0164207727 (Michael)
0124892888 (Rocky)
0124303199 (Soon)

PENANG SWIMMING CLUB WEBSITE
CLICK HERE

I Think Every Office Needs It Mann....

2009-09-29T12:09:00.003+08:00

seriously, We should talk to our big bosses and explain to them...
"why don't we have happy hours all day long in the office"
and we might work even better.....
cheers....

what say you ?

What does your birthday say about you?

2009-09-29T10:32:00.002+08:00

May

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

Malaysia Boleh......

2009-09-28T11:41:00.005+08:00

Nothing New.....
check this out...

Bank Bumiputra 3.2 Billon


Maminco attempt to corner the world
tin market in 1980's			1.6 Billion

Betting in Foreign Exchange cost
Bank Negara in 1990's			30 Billion

Perwaja Steel resulted in losses			2.56 Billion

Valuecap Sdn Bhd - operation to
shore up stock market with public
funds			10 Billion

Bank Islam banking scandal - losses			700 Million

Sale of M.V. Agusta by Proton
for One Euro making a loss of :			348 Million

Wang Ehsan from Trengganu Oil
Royalty - 2004 -2007			7.4 Billion

Philharmonic Orchestra - since it
estabalished has swallowed:			500 Million

Advisors Fees per year
Mahathir			180,000.00
Sahrizat			406,726.00
Abdul Hamid Othman (religious)			549,675.00

Teaching Maths and Science in English over the past five
years			3.2 Billion
Of this money 2.21 Billion spent
on purchase of Information and
computer Technology - no breakdown.

Commission paid: Perimekar
and IMT Defence Sdn. Bhd.			910,000.00

Compensation Gerbang Perdana
for "Crooked Scenic Half-Bridge			1.1 Billion

CIQ Building - wasted building-
cancellation of the above bridge			1.3 Billion

Renovation of Parliament building
and leaks			100 Million

National Astronaut Programme			40 Million

National Service Training. Yearly estimate is approximately
			500 Million
Eye on Malaysia			30 Million
Free tickets - Eye on Malaysia			5.7 million.

Soft Loan to PKFZ			4.63 Billion

Indelible Ink - Election Commission			2.4 Million.

Compensation to 20 highway co.
announced by Samy Velu in Sept 2006			38.5 Billion

Windfall for 9 toll concessionaries
soley from toll hikes in 2008 alone:			380 Million

Timber export kickbacks involving
companies belonging to Sarawak
Chief Minister & Family			32 Million

Bailout of Malaysian Airlines System			7.9 Billion

MAS buying painting for
Office (Munir)			1.55Million

Putra Transport system bailout			4.486Billion

Star LRT bailout			192.54 Million

National Sewerage System bailout			192.54 Million

Seremban-Port Dickson Highway bailout			142 Million

Kuching Prison bailout			135 Million

Kajian Makanan &Gunaan Orang
Islam			8.3 Million

Le Tour Langkawi bailout			3.5 Million

More Information....
CLICK HERE....

Im In Love.....

2009-09-26T12:39:00.008+08:00

The BMW X6 is a sporty, agile addition to the BMW X family. The side view shows the elegant proportions of a BMW Coupé. The roofline flows down to the rear end cutoff in a gentle curve. The overhang stretches the silhouette, while two “character lines” underscore the dynamic wedge shape. When seen from the front and rear, all the typical BMW X characteristics are in evidence: the horizontal lines and prominent wheel arches emphasise the power, breadth and presence of the BMW X6.

Sport for all your senses.

The interior of the BMW X6.

The interior of the BMW X6 accentuates an active lifestyle, with functional detail solutions crafted to the very highest standards. A wide choice of materials (like the Leather Alcantara option) and interior trim offers a broad range of high-quality combinations. The leather on the exclusive optional leather cladding for the dashboard and door panels even has special padding for enhanced haptic quality.

MUST BE MORE THAN RM500,000 IF IM NOT WRONG.....
IM GUESSING RM500,000 TO RM1,000,000......
IT'S SOO HOT AND SEXY THIS CAR !!!

About Men and Women Shutting Eyes During A Kiss....

2009-09-25T15:58:00.001+08:00

A study by a Canadian anthropologist demonstrated that 97 percent of women shut their eyes during a kiss but only 37 percent of men did.

The late actor Anthony Quinn had an explanation, "Many a husband kisses with his eyes wide open. He wants to make sure his wife is not around to catch him."

Drinking Vs Voga

2009-09-24T11:17:00.011+08:00

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does

SAVASANA
Position Of Total Relaxation

Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal comumn.

Halasana
Excelent for back pain and imsomnia.

Dolphin
Excelent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Salambhasana
Great excersice to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for masaging the hip area.

Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.

So, What are we waiting for?
lets start drinking .............

World Top Lies Of Women....

2009-09-16T09:57:00.003+08:00

1. I am a virgin.
2. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
4. I won't gain weight after marriage.
5. I am coming! I am coming !!!
6. I have never done this before.
7. Before break up- I Love You (100% Lie)
After break up- I Still Love You (200% lie)
8. I love you not your money.
9. No one touches my boobs ever except you.
10. You are my first boy friend in my life.
11. Your the best man and the only man i have had in bed....there's absolutely no one
else in my life since I met you.
12. I cant do this before marriage.
13. I thought you were my best friend..i didnt expect this from you..
14. I'm having headache.

ENJOY ENJOY !!!

Dating Tips...

2009-09-09T10:37:00.001+08:00

Rakhveer Singh Dhillon Zodiac sign is Gemini and below is tips for dating him.

It might be a little difficult to start this date up. But don't worry, once the Gemini has warmed up you might just get what you were looking for. Gemini people will fall in love with the people who stimulate their curiosity and intelligence. In their emotional world Gemini people search for security and protection. They will act cautiously while they get to know someone and will open their heart little by little.

People born under the sign of Gemini like to speak, to communicate, to meet different people, to travel and to be in motion. Gemini's ruling planet is Mercury, the planet of communication. Gemini people are very curious and their mind always requests more information.

Gemini Dating Tip:
The first impression is very important when dating a Gemini. Show off your best side. People born under the sign of Gemini are very communicative and like to talk. Just lean back, relax, and listen. Another dating advice: Gemini people cannot stand aggressiveness; they will escape from rude people and tense situations. Keep this in mind on your date with a Gemini.

The Moods Of Woman & Man

2009-09-08T10:32:00.001+08:00

The Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose. She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The Moods of a Man
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG....
:)

Top Reasons Why Woman Was Created...

2009-09-02T15:46:00.000+08:00

1. God knew man would never go out and buy himself new clothes when his wore out.

2. God knew man would never be able to make a doctor, dentist or haircut, appointment for himself.

3. As the housekeeper, man would never remember where he left his tools.

4. Apparently, man needed someone to blame his troubles on somebody.

5. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he would not ask for directions.

6. And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created woman......

7. When God finished the creation of man, he scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that".

Shocking News !!

2009-08-28T15:40:00.001+08:00

Im Shocked after reading this...
can't wait for tmr....
CLICK HERE !!!

ENJOY !!!
MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!

Champions League Group Stage Draw

2009-08-28T11:35:00.002+08:00

Group A
Bayern Munich
Juventus
Bordeaux
Maccabi Haifa

Group B
Manchester United
CSKA Moscow
Besiktas
VfL Wolfsburg

Group C
AC Milan
Real Madrid
Marseille
FC Zurich

Group D
Chelsea
FC Porto
Atletico Madrid
APOEL

Group E
Liverpool
Lyon
Fiorentina
Debreceni

Group F
Barcelona
Inter Milan
Dynamo Kiev
FC Rubin Kazan

Group G
FC Sevilla
Rangers
VfB Stuttgart
Unirea Urziceni

Group H
Arsenal
AZ Alkmaar
Olympiakos
Standard Liege

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

2009-08-15T12:18:00.000+08:00

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers:
'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You Got MALE!

American Beer

2009-08-11T16:04:00.000+08:00

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.
"Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says.
The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.
Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused.
"Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness.
That makes things grow."
Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.
He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.
"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor.
"Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on American beer!"

HmMmMm....

2009-08-11T02:25:00.004+08:00

It's 2:26am and I'm still awake. I went to see the doctor at Adventist hospital today , the doctor gave me an injection on my butt to make sure I'm alright. Had a terrible headache,cough and flu this morning.I should start to slow down on my work and also my gym work-out thingy. I got back home at 4pm and slept till 12am and i can't sleep now.

Well, it's august now which is the 8Th month of the year. Another 4 more months it's gonna be 2010. HmMmMmm.....what did i accomplished for 2009 ? Let me think, Well there are a few things i would like to highlight that i have accomplished so far .

:managed to forgive and forget the past and it is doing me well.
:eating healthily.
:lost weight n exercise more.
:focus on my job more.
:make myself more stable on the income part/spending power.

yup yup yup , as far as i recalled , those are the things that i have accomplished so far. 2009 being a happening year for me since i got back from India and i just love the ending month of June and the whole month of July. Been travelling here and there , went to sepang/kuching/ipoh/Singapore. DAMN !!! hahahaha...i had a great time at kuching for the Sarawak Rain forest music festival.anyway I'm off, 7 DAYS MC WEI !!! hahhahaha.....rock on !!!

Classic Monday Joke....

2009-08-10T11:34:00.000+08:00

An 80-year-old man was having his annual check-up when the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!", he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment then said: "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued: "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?", the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied: "No."

The doctor continued: "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man: "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

Seven Things No One Tells You About Marriage

2009-08-05T15:29:00.003+08:00

You're smart. You know life is no storybook. But admit it: Somewhere deep in your subconscious lurk romantic visions of Cinderella, or maybe Julia Roberts. The images may be sketchy and a little outdated, but you can still make out the silhouette of the bride and Prince Charming riding off into the sunset.
In real life, sometimes your Disney fairy tale ends up feeling more like a Wes Craven horror flick -- and you're the chick who keeps falling down and screaming for her life. I've been there. Let's face it, marriage is not for the faint of heart. You want to believe your pure love for each other will pull you through. And it does. But it ain't always pretty.

That may sound grim. But here's a secret: Sometimes it's the least romantic parts of marriage that have the most to teach you about yourself, your partner, and the nature of love. Read on for some simple truths that will unlock the surprising treasures and pleasures in your imperfect, unstorybook, real-life love.

1. You will look at the person lying next to you and wonder, Is this it? Forever?
When you get married, you think that as long as you pick the right guy -- your soul mate -- you'll be happy together until death do you part. Then you wake up one day and realize that no matter how great he is, he doesn't make you happy every moment of every day. In fact, some days you might wonder why you were in such a hurry to get married in the first place. You think to yourself, "This is so not what I signed up for."
Actually, it is. You just didn't realize it the day you and your guy were cramming wedding cake into each other's faces, clinking champagne glasses, and dancing the Electric Slide. Back then you had no idea that "for better and for worse" doesn't kick in only when life hands you a tragedy. Your relationship mettle is, in fact, most tested on a daily basis, when the utter sameness of day-in/day-out togetherness can sometimes make you want to run for the hills. That's when the disappointment sneaks in, and maybe even a palpable sense of loneliness and grief. It's not him. It's just you, letting go of that sugarcoated fantasy of marriage that danced in your eyes the day you and your beloved posed in all those soft-focus wedding photos. You're learning that marriage isn't a destination; it's a journey filled with equal parts excitement and tedium.
Waking up from a good dream to face the harsh morning daylight may not seem like a reason to celebrate. But trust me, it is. Because once you let go of all the hokey stories of eternal bliss, you find that the reality of marriage is far richer and more rewarding than you ever could have guessed. Hard, yes. Frustrating, yes. But full of its own powerful, quiet enchantments just the same, and that's better than any fairy tale.

2. You'll work harder than you ever imagined.
Early on, when people say, "Marriage takes work," you assume "work" means being patient when he forgets to put down the toilet seat. In your naivete, you think that you will struggle to accommodate some annoying habit, like persistent knuckle cracking or flatulence.
If only it were that easy. Human beings, you may have noticed, are not simple creatures. Your man has mysterious, unplumbed depths -- and from where he sits, you're pretty complicated, too. You have to learn each other the same way that you once learned earth science or world geography. And getting married doesn't mean you're done -- it just means you've advanced to graduate-level studies. That's because every time you think you've mastered the material, he'll change a bit. And so will you. As two people grow and evolve, the real work of marriage is finding a way to relate to and nurture each other in the process.
"It's like losing weight," says Andrea Harden, 45, of Buffalo, NY. "You want it to be a one-time deal. You lost it, now just live. But then you learn it's a lifestyle. That's marriage. The effort is a forever thing." So don't be too hard on yourself -- or him -- on those days when you feel like you're struggling through remedial math.

3. You will sometimes go to bed mad (and maybe even wake up madder).
Whoever decided to tell newlyweds "Never go to bed angry" doesn't know what it's like inside a bedroom where tears and accusations fly as one spouse talks the other into a woozy stupor until night meets the dawn. If this scenario sounds familiar, I've got three words for you: Sleep on it.
You need to calm down. You need to gain perspective. You need to just give it a rest. I've found that an argument of any quality, like a fine wine, needs to breathe. A break in the action will help you figure out whether you're angry, hurt, or both, and then pinpoint the exact source. Maybe the fight that seemed to erupt over the overflowing garbage can is really about feeling underappreciated. Could be you're both stressed out at work and just needed to unload on someone. Taking a break will help you see that, and let go. Or maybe you really do have a legitimate disagreement to work out. Without a time-out, sometimes a perfectly good argument can turn into an endless round of silly back-and-forth, rehashing old and irrelevant transgressions as you get more and more wound up.
Even when you do manage to stay focused and on topic, there are some fights that stubbornly refuse to die by bedtime. And if you stifle your real feelings just to meet some arbitrary deadline, your marriage will surely be the worse for it. "This was a huge lesson for me," says Andrea. "As women we've been trained to make nice. But the whole kiss-and-make-up thing just to keep the peace was eating me up inside. I'd let things build up inside me until I just exploded. Now I wait a while to get hold of myself -- let the emotions settle a bit -- and state my position. Even if that means reopening the fight the next day."

4. Getting your way is usually not as important as finding a way to work together.
I can be a bit of a know-it-all. There, I said it. It's really not my intention to be hurtful or brash with people I love. It's just that a lifetime of experience has taught me that in most areas, at most times, I am right about most things. What shocked me several years into my marriage, though, was the realization that the more "right" I was, the more discontented my husband and I were as a couple. See, oddly enough, throughout his life Genoveso has been under the misguided impression that he's right most of the time (go figure!). So we'd lock horns -- often. That is, until I learned a few things.
Namely, that when it comes to certain disagreements, there is no right or wrong -- there is simply your way of looking at things and your husband's. "I used to be very black-and-white earlier in our marriage," says Lindy Vincent, 38, who lives in Minneapolis. "Now I see that I'm not all right and my husband is not all wrong. There's more gray in life than I thought, and that's taught me patience and the value of compromise."

5. A great marriage doesn't mean no conflict; it simply means a couple keeps trying to get it right.
Maybe you think that because of my newfound wisdom, Genoveso and I never fight anymore. Ha! As important as it is to strike a balance, it's also important to have a big, fat fight every now and then. Because when you fight, you don't just raise your voices; you raise real -- sometimes buried -- issues that challenge you to come to a clearer understanding of you, your man, and your relationship. I wouldn't give up our fights for anything in the world, because I know in the end they won't break us; they'll only make us stronger.

6. You'll realize that you can only change yourself.
Ever seen the '80s sci-fi cult classic "Making Mr. Right?" When the stylish heroine, played by Ann Magnuson, is hired to teach a robot how to act like a human, she seizes the chance to create a perfect guy. A hotshot commercial whiz, she uses her marketing prowess to shape John Malkovich's android character into her personal version of the ideal man -- sensitive, eager to please, and willing to listen.
There is a bit of that makeover fantasy in all of us -- something that makes us believe we can change the person we love, make him just a little bit closer to perfect. We may use support and empathy or shouts and ultimatums, but with dogged conviction we take on this huge responsibility, convinced we're doing the right thing.
Whatever our motives, the effort is exhausting. Transforming a full-grown man -- stripping him of decades-old habits, beliefs, and idiosyncrasies -- is truly an impossible task. And you will come to realize, sooner than later if you're lucky, that it is far easier to change the way you respond to him.

7. As you face your fears and insecurities, you will find out what you're really made of.
There were clues when Genoveso and I were dating, especially with the trust thing. Early on, I was supersuspicious of him. He used to say things like, "I'll call you at 8." Then, just to try to trip me up, he'd call at 8. I knew he was up to something, I just couldn't figure out what. The same kinds of experiences followed after the wedding. Except occasionally he would actually mess up. And I had no sense of scale when it came to rating his offenses; everything was a major violation. Whether he teased me about a new haircut or came home late, I seethed for days and even let thoughts of divorce creep into my head. I figured, if he loved me -- really and truly -- this stuff wouldn't happen.
I'd like to be able to say that this irrational behavior lasted only a few months and I eventually worked it out. Kind of, sort of, is closer to the truth. After years of looking deeply into my soul and talking to good friends and the best sister a girl could ever have, I've come to recognize certain things about myself. Not to get all Dr. Phil about it, but I've had to examine my history with an emotionally distant dad and a strong-willed mom and face up to all the ways, both good and bad, that those relationships have affected how I approach my marriage.
That's the strange beauty of marriage: It's full of hard times and hard lessons that no one can ever prepare you for. But in the end, those are the things that give richness to your life together -- and make your love even deeper and stronger than when it began.

was reading it at yahoo website again....
kinda cool....
so be ready guys....

Sunday Jokes.....

2009-08-02T18:31:00.008+08:00

FUNNY !!!
ENJOY IT !!!

Cost Of Sex
After Marriage RM 600 per Month
Or
Condom - RM. 3.30
Or
10 Minutes In Bathroom RM. 0.00
Choice Is In Your "HANDS"

A Chicken and an egg are lying in bed
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

Bug on windscreen
One day a father takes his daughter to school. While driving there, there is a couple in the convertible in front waving their arms about having an argument of some sort. Then the wife pulls out a knife and cuts her husbands dick off and throws it over the back of the car, landing on the car's windscreen behind.
The girl says, "Whats that on the windscreen dad?"
The dad replies, "Its a bug."
Then she says, "That bug sure has a big cock!"

Golf Ball & G-Spot
Question. What is the difference between a golf ball and a G-Spot?
Answer. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

Pick Up Line
Question. What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Answer. "May I push in your stool?"

Dating Tips : 9 Simple Things Women Want...

2009-08-01T22:03:00.002+08:00

I like this article...
to the bachelor guys out there , read it and enjoy it.

1. Respect. Show us through your actions that you respect our opinions, careers, interests, friends, bodies, and minds. You don't have to agree with all that we say or do, but try to honor our opinions as valuable contributions. Follow the golden rule and treat us as you would like to be treated: Be honest, fair, kind, and considerate.

2. Romance. It's another night on the couch with takeout and TiVo? Just because we're staying in doesn't mean the evening can't be romantic. Light a few candles and see where the night leads. Treat us like your girlfriend, even after we become your wife. Date nights, physical affection in the car, kissing like when we first started dating -- all of the things that made us fall in love with you don't have to stop just because now there are bills to pay, a house to be cleaned, and kids to be bathed. Bring home flowers for no reason. We're not talking $100 bouquets of roses here. Even the $10 bouquets from the supermarket are enough to make us smile.

3. Time. We understand relationships can't be all wine and roses; simply making the time to be with us and treating us like your top priority says "love" more than all the fancy gifts and lovely letters ever could. This includes helping around the house. The realities of a 21st-century relationship are that both partners probably work. If you happen to get home before we do, why not vacuum the living room or throw in a load of laundry? If you take the garbage out without being asked, chances are you'll be getting a big ole smooch when you come back.

4. Dinner. Of the homemade variety. You may not be good at cooking and you may not know how to boil water. But greeting us at the door after a long day with fish sticks (or whatever you can wrastle up) makes us swoon, because it shows that you've been thinking about us and our hectic day.

5. Communication. Women are vocal creatures. We know you love us, but it's nice to hear you say it, too. We can also be insecure. We wish we weren't, but the reality is that we often notice our wobbly thighs and forget about our gorgeous eyes. So let us know when you think we're hot. Tell us we're beautiful. It helps us feel good. Words of appreciation aren't half-bad either. Tell us you love the lasagna we made. Notice that we cleaned the bathtub. It doesn't have to be over the top, just let us know that you see the effort we put in, and you're grateful.

6. Consistency. This doesn't mean be boring and predictable. It means that we know you will (usually -- no one is perfect!) give us the love and support we need. Knowing that you're coming at this with the same desires and energy as we are goes a long way to making us feel secure.

7. Engagement. Of the mental kind, not the "I'm getting married in the morning" kind. You don't have to like everything we like (we might be a little concerned if you do), but showing interest in our passions, be it career-related, a sport, or a hobby, goes a long way. Listen when we talk to you. We're not speaking just so we can hear our own voice; we want to connect with you and this is one valuable way we do this. This also means paying attention to the little things. Whether it's the name of your best friend's husband or the fact that you hate Nicolas Cage movies, it's the little things you remember about us that's so endearing.

8. Humor and Humility. These two tend to go hand in hand. This doesn't mean that you have to crack jokes or entertain us, but just being able to laugh at yourself is enough. Guys who take themselves too seriously bring everyone down.

9. Challenge. Not the kind that makes a relationship constant work, but the good kind that surprises and motivates us to do, be, or achieve what we desire. Studies show that partners who prod each other to meet goals -- in other words, don't support lazy or bad habits -- are ultimately happier than those who don't hold each other accountable.

HmMmMm....Just Wondering.....

2009-08-01T11:13:00.001+08:00

I was sitting at starbucks queensbay on thursday...
enjoying my java chip while waiting for my movie (Harry Potter)....
i was sufting the net and all of sudden there's this group of girls sat beside my table(on my left)...(WOW)
1 indian and 2 chinese......
so as i was sufting, i heard their conversation , about men.
Funny , They said ALL MEN ARE THE SAME ?
this is the same quote my fren gave me when i met her at Friday's....
i don't understand "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME"....

and on the other side of the table(right)
there's this group of guys....
4 guys (all chinese)
talking about their work
hahahahahhahahahahaha.......weird....
i just came up with this quote....

Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

2009-07-29T16:48:00.001+08:00

That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Words Women Use

2009-07-29T16:46:00.003+08:00

FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.

NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

The Females Rules

2009-07-29T16:46:00.001+08:00

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

This Is Good....

2009-07-23T15:34:00.001+08:00

CLICK HERE

I was sufting malaysia-today and i saw this....
respecta to that guy who created this....

and another joke about alcohol

Peter was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," Said Peter, "what does that show you?"
"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."

:)

I Got This....Kinda True Actually.....

2009-07-22T11:19:00.003+08:00

-When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

-When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

-When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

-When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.

-When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

-When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

-When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

-When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.

-When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than
that.

-Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....

-Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

-who calls you back when you hang up on him.

-who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.

-Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

-Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

-Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
is to have you.

-Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

YUP YUP YUP.....
ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY !!!

Marketing Strategy- Malaysian Style‏

2009-07-22T11:14:00.000+08:00

YET! MALAYSIA SENDS THOUSANDS TO HARVARD AND THE LIKE TO LEARN ABOUT
"BUSINESS "!!!! HERE WE HAVE IT PLAIN AND SIMPLE!

NEW VERSION!!!

Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing
at Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's Advertising.

Khir Toyol sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to
her and gets her telephone number. The next day, he calls
and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Telemarketing.

Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. He gets up
and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a
drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her
bag after she drops it, offers her ride and then says:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.

Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. The girl walks up
to him and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.

Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party.. He goes up to
her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives Hamid a tight and hard slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback.

Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party. He
goes up to her and says: "I am very rich.
Marry me!" And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap.

Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her
and before he can say anything, another person comes and
tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share..

And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes
up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Rosmah arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets

Widow Going On First Date After Husband's Death...

2009-07-22T10:05:00.001+08:00

A widow goes on her first date since her husband’s death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.
“You can touch me anywhere else,” she says, “but down there I’m still mourning.”

“I figured as much,” says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. “If you don’t mind, I’d like to offer my deepest condolences.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
Can't stop laughing mann.....

Straight Talk By Khoo Kay Peng

2009-07-21T16:48:00.001+08:00

Read It Guys....
A Very Good Article....

CLICK HERE

ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY.....

Hey Hey Hey.....Looking Back

2009-07-17T10:58:00.002+08:00

hey hey hey....
The past few days I'm just not myself....
i don't know why.....
It's like I'm not myself...
N I'm listening to weird kind of music...

like
-have you ever seen the rain-
-have i told u lately that i love you-
-missing-

bla bla bla n so on....
and the good news is that i found my old picture below my old studying table...
which is this....hahahahhaha......din't know that i looked like an angel....
HmMmMMm.....QUOTE of the Day:

-I came into this world brown, naked and adorable. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world brown, naked and good looking. So I enjoy life...-

Sade - Like The Deserts Miss The Rain

2009-07-15T10:53:00.004+08:00

I step off the train
I'm walkin' down your street again
And pass your door
But you don't live there anymore
It's years since you've been there
And now you've disappeared somewhere
Like outer space
You've found some better place

And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you
Oh
(Like the deserts miss the rain)

Could you be dead?
You always were two steps ahead
Of ev'ryone
We'd walk behind while you would run
I look up at your house
And I can almost hear you shout, down to me
Where I always used to be

And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)

Back on the train
I ask why did I come again
Can I confess?
I've been hangin' 'round your old address
And the years have proved
To offer nothin' since you moved
You're long gone
But I can't move on

And I miss you
Oh-oh (Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain) And I miss you

I step off the train
I'm walkin' down your street again
Pass your door
I guess you don't live there anymore
It's years since you've been there
And now you've disappeared somewhere
Like outer space
You've found some better place

And I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, and I miss you
(Like the deserts miss the rain)
And I miss you, yeah
(Like the deserts miss the rain)

Deserts miss the rain
(Like the deserts miss the rain) Like the deserts miss the rain
(Like the deserts miss the rain)

Im Not Being EMO !!!...
Nice song actually......

Ten Reasons E-Mail Is Like A Penis.

2009-07-14T15:58:00.000+08:00

1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call e-mail envy.

5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

7. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

8. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

9. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

10. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

Never Buy A Parrot....Funny Shit !!

2009-07-09T14:29:00.001+08:00

A Sandton woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The
assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal
at
only R150.00.."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in some brothel in
Hillbrow and as a result its language is a touch fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she
buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at
the
woman.. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".

"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying
not
to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive
home.

"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters..

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain
the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet. A short while later, the woman's husband Graeme comes home.

"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
but
the same old clients... Howzit', Graeme?"

Arse Icon

2009-07-06T12:56:00.001+08:00

(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse

hahahahha...........
Enjoy Enjoy....

Male Training Seminars..

2009-06-30T11:31:00.000+08:00

1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You, Too, Can Do Housework

3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

4. How to Fill an Ice Tray

5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am

7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks"

8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception

9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook

10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong

11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. You: The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to Give Flowers

15. How to Stay Awake in Public

16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try

19. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower

20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please

21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"

22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms

23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull

24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost

25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex

27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too

29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"

32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary

34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary

35. Techniques for calling home

Joke Of The Month....

2009-06-30T11:27:00.003+08:00

If sex is a pain in the ass,
Then You're Doing It Wrongly.

4 Miracles of a Woman

Getting wet without taking a SHOWER
Bleeding without getting HURT
Giving milk without eating GRASS
Making Boneless meat HARD!!!

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home...
Keep your hand on her neck...
Put your lips on her lips and have a … nice drink…PEPSI

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name.

MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

2009-06-25T13:43:00.001+08:00

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and soar you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “'Go to hell.”'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime

2009-06-12T12:51:00.002+08:00

What Is Your Business Sign ?

2009-06-12T12:51:00.001+08:00

Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business Sign?

1. MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.

2. SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.

3. TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

4. ENGINEERING One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that engineers place ninety percent of all Personal Ads. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."

5. ACCOUNTING The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

6. HUMAN RESOURCES Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.

7. MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."

8. SENIOR MANAGEMENT (See above - Same sign, different title)

9. CUSTOMER SERVICE Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

10. CONSULTANT Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.

11. RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" As a "person" that profits from the success of others, most people who actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.

12. PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.

13. GOVERNMENT WORKER Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO POSTAL".

AirAsia to start Penang-Chennai flights in October

2009-06-02T12:07:00.001+08:00

GEORGE TOWN: AirAsia will have direct flights from Penang to Chennai by October.

AirAsia chief executive officer Datuk Seri Tony Fernandes said the Transport Ministry had approved its plan and the airline is currently ironing out the details.

“We hope to have a daily flight there. It will take us three to four months to finalise the details,” he said after a ceremony to mark the inangural Singapore to Penang direct flight at the Penang International Airport (PIA) here.

Transport Minister Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat said Penang is one of 13 cities in the nation with direct air links to Singapore.

“It will stimulate the economy and benefit local residents including their businesses.

“Now PIA services 49 weekly flights to Singapore by Malaysia Airlines, Singapore Airlines, AirAsia and Silk Air but it will have a surge next March where there will be 84 weekly flights, with the addition of three airlines - JetStar Asia, Tiger Airways and Firefly,” he said.

Ong said the ministry was also looking into applications by various airliners to fly to more destinations in the region.

“It’s still early for me to reveal the routes. When the airlines make requisitions for a certain route, the ministry will go through the details before putting the papers up to the Cabinet for endorsement,” he added.

Ong, along with Health Minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai, who is the state MCA chairman, Fernandes and AirAsia board chairman Datuk Aziz Bakar later presented goodie bags to 180 passengers who arrived aboard the inaugural Airbus flight A320 from Singapore.

A total of 17,000 seats have been sold since the route was open for sale on April 27.

To mark the inaugural flight of the new route, AirAsia - through its holiday division GoHoliday - is offering a buy one, free one room night stay at its partner hotels in Penang.

Police probe Malaysian opposition members

2009-06-01T11:25:00.001+08:00

Malaysian police are probing three opposition members for alleged sedition and slander against the prime minister, amid allegations of a mounting crackdown on dissent.

In recent weeks, police have raided the offices of one of the parties in the Pakatan Rakyat opposition alliance, and arrested more than 160 people for protesting against the government's takeover of northern Perak state.

In the latest move, police questioned the opposition trio, including two lawmakers, over speeches made in the campaign for a by-election in the island state of Penang on Sunday.

"This is definitely another step towards creating a police state. It is clearly an abuse of power," said Lim Kit Siang from the Democratic Action Party, who was one of the lawmakers questioned by police.

"The Perak crisis is broadening into a national crisis of confidence where one government institution after another is suffering from a credibility crisis as they have been made to serve the premier's agenda," he said.

Perak has been in limbo since February when the state's sultan ordered the Pakatan Rakyat to cede its control of the state, which it won in elections last year, after defections disrupted the delicate balance of power.

Lim said he was investigated for his criticisms of Prime Minister Najib Razak over the takeover while the two others were being investigated over that issue as well as comments linking Najib to a sensational murder case.

The duo are from opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim's Keadilan party.

Najib has vehemently denied any involvement in the killing of 28-year-old Mongolian woman Altantuya Shaariibuu, who was murdered in 2006 and whose remains were blown up with military-grade explosives in a jungle clearing.

"I questioned in my speech why Najib does not take action against the foreign media which linked him to the murder as a way to clear his name," Keadilan's Badrul Hisham Shaharin told AFP.

State news agency Bernama quoted police officials Saturday as confirming the trio are under investigation.

Malaysian Sikh family in new 'bodysnatching' case

2009-06-01T11:23:00.000+08:00

A Malaysian Sikh family is demanding to be given the remains of their relative who Islamic authorities say had converted to Islam, in the latest "body snatching" case to hit the country.

The family's lawyer said that religious authorities insisted Mohan Singh, a 41-year-old art director who died of a heart attack last Monday, had died a Muslim -- a claim the family disputes.

His body has been kept at the mortuary of a government hospital in central Selangor state which has refused to release the remains to the family, lawyer Rajesh Kumar told AFP.

"When he died, he was a practising Sikh, he never told anybody and nobody knew that he had converted to Islam, including family and close friends. His identification card to date stated that he is still a non-Muslim," Kumar said.

"The family is very upset. All they want is to claim the body and cremate him according to the Sikh rites," he added.

The lawyer said that the Islamic authorities claimed Mohan, who had directed some local films, had converted to Islam in 1992 and was seeking confirmation of his conversion from an Islamic sharia court.

"Our contention is that at the time of his death, he was still practising Sikhism and even when his mother died three years ago, he performed the last rites for the mother according to the Sikh faith," said Kumar.

"He wouldn't be able to do so if he is a Muslim," he said.

Conversion rows, including "body-snatching" cases when Islamic authorities have battled with relatives over the remains of people whose religion is disputed, are common in Muslim-majority Malaysia.

The tussles have raised allegations that the country of 27 million people is being "Islamised" and that the rights of the ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities are being eroded.

Dirty But Funny....

2009-04-29T10:29:00.001+08:00

What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.

What men do after sex?
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.

What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.

ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY !!!

Man.Utd vs Arsenal

2009-04-27T10:06:00.002+08:00

The 1st Leg
Man.Utd Vs Arsenal
Malaysian Time 2:45am 30/4/09

The 2nd Leg
Arsenal Vs Man.utd
Malaysian Time 2:45am 5/5/09

May The Best Team Wins !!!

I Found This In My Office.

2009-04-23T16:40:00.000+08:00

RAT MEAT ANYONE ??
hahahahhahahahaha..........

Slumdog dad arrested

2009-04-21T10:34:00.001+08:00

SLUMDOG Millionaire starlet RUBINA ALI'S father was arrested last night over claims he tried to sell his daughter for £200,000 - after a complaint from his ex-wife.

Indian cops spent several hours quizzing Rafiq Qureshi, 36, and are now anxious to obtain video recordings of the meeting at which the deal was supposedly brokered.

Rubina's mother Khurshida - who walked out on the family in 2001 - claimed she knew two weeks ago of the intended child-trade with a rich Dubai sheikh.

But she added: "My elder daughter had informed me...I did not believe he would actually go through with it."

Khurshida branded Rafiq and his new wife Mina as "money-crazy" and desperate to cash-in on the nine-year-old's fame.

Police official Prakash Salunke, who is leading the investigation, said: "Khursida was very upset by the media reports and she came to lodge a complaint.

"We are registering her grievance and then we'll investigate and decide what further steps should be taken in the matter.

"When we questioned Rubina she said she does not want to go anywhere and wants to live with her father.

"Similarly, Rafiq Qureshi also said he has no intentions of selling her."

Christian Colson, the producer of Slumdog Millionaire, said: "Our friends and colleagues in Mumbai are trying to speak with Mr Qureshi to get to the bottom of what happened."

Meanwhile, Rafiq and Rubina were in hiding after giving detailed accounts of the five-star hotel meeting with the sheikh called Yunis and his "wife".

He said the sheikh had been phoning him since Slumdog swept the Oscars in January and had explained that his wife could not have children.

At the hotel Latika actress Rubina was showered with gifts including gold jewelry and chocolate, and he believed the couple were only insterested in her welfare.

They were summoned back again th next day, at which an assistant informed Rafiq that the sheikh would like to bring the girl up as his own.

Rafiq,a £2-a-day laborer, said: "I politely said Rubina is happy with me and wanted to leave. After this they made an offer of money in English which I did not understand.

"Then they requested me to leave her there overnight and take her in the morning. I refused and took Rubina away with me."

However, family friend Dinesh Dubey said Rubina was finding the whole drama "funny" and had asked Rafiq: "Father, how did you land in trouble - because of me?"

The Dating Game

2009-04-16T13:51:00.002+08:00

AMERICAN WOMEN
1st Date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2nd Date: You get to grope all over and make out.
3rd Date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry
her but will probably abandon the idea.

JAPANESE WOMEN
1st Date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
2nd Date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
3rd Date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that
was her last fling as getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.

CHINESE WOMEN
1st Date: You lose all your cash in your callet.
2nd Date: You max out all credit cards.
3rd Date: You clean out your bank account and you still can't get first base. Three
weeks after your third date , you have already realised that nothing's
going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
1st Date: You meet her parents.
2nd Date: The date is set for the wedding.
3rd Date: It's your wedding night !

Hahahahahhaha..cheers guys !!!

Subject Of Wives

2009-04-15T13:15:00.002+08:00

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

What Is Vaisakhi Festival ?

2009-04-14T14:22:00.001+08:00

On this memorable Baisakhi day (March,30 of A.D.1699) , Guru Gobind Singh Sahib called a big meeting at Kesgarh Sahib near the City of Anandpur Sahib. Between fifty to eighty thousand Sikhs attended this meeting. When all were expecting to hear words of comfort and consolation from the lips of their Guru, they were perturbed to see him with a drawn sword in his hand and cried ' Is there anyone here who would lay down his life for Dharam?' There was a big silence, but the Guru went on repeating his demand. At the third call Daya Ram, a Khatri of Lahore, rose from his seat and offered himself. The Guru took him into an adjoining enclosure....(and soon after) came out with the (blood) dripping....(sword in hand) and flourshing it before the gathering, asked again, 'Is there any other Sikh here who will offer himself as a sacrifice(for the cause of dharma)? At this Daram Das, a Jat of Delhi (Haryana side) came forward and was taken into the enclosure....(The Guru again came out with the blood-stained sword, and made his previous demand). In the same way three other men stood up, one after another, and offered themselves for the sacrifice. One was Mohkam Chand, a chhimba of Dwarka (Gujarat State); another was Himmat, a cook of Jagannath (Orissa State); and the third was Sahib Chand, a barber of Bidar (Karnataka State). The Guru, after dressing the five in handsome clothes, brought them from the assembly.

These five were then administered 'Khande di Pahul' (the double-edged Sword Amrit). They were then knighted as Singhs, as the Five beloved ones, the first members of the Order of the Khalsa. The Guru then asked them to administer the Pahul to him in the same manner in which he had given the Pahul to them, and it was done so.

With the creation of Khalsa, the Khalsa created history and since the birth of Khalsa, the history of Punjab has been the history of Sikhs. Baisakhi played a significant role in this regard. In 1762, Ahmed Shah Abdali, with the sole purpose to destroy the entire Sikh nation, declared 'Jehad'(holy-war) against the Sikhs and all the Muslims of the Punjab rallied under this slogan. The Sikhs were surrounded near the village Kup in Ludhiana District. Chronicles mention that about twenty thousand Sikhs were martyred in a single day. This event is known in the history of the Sikhs as "Ghallughara" (Bloody Carnage). After this, Ahmed Shah Abdali thought that he had crushed the entire Sikh nation, but was greatly disillusioned when after a few months heard that the Sikhs in large number are celebrating Baisakhi at Amritsar. In due course of time Baisakhi reminds every Sikh of his cultural and religious heritage. On Baisakhi day all the Sikhs used to assemble at Amritsar and decide their problems relating to politics and religion. This convention still goes on.

The celebrations of Baisakhi are similar to the three-day schedule of the the celebrations of other Gurpurabs. It is generally celebrated on 13th April every year.

Punjabi Language

2009-04-14T14:17:00.001+08:00

Punjabi (sometimes spelled Panjabi) is the official language of the Punjab regions of India and Pakistan. It is an Indo-European language of the Indo-Iranian subfamily. Also, as an adjective, the word Punjabi qualifies anything or anyone that is related to either Punjab or the Punjabi language, such as the speakers of Punjabi, inhabitants of the Punjab or the Punjabi cuisine of the region.

Punjabi is the official language of the Indian state of Punjab, and is also spoken in neighbouring areas such as Haryana and Delhi. In Pakistan, however, it is not an official language and has no official status in education. In formal contexts, such as government, newspapers, and education, as well as in most writing, Pakistani Punjabi speakers tend to use Urdu and English, which are the nation's official tongues. This has led to resentment from many Punjabi speakers, who form the largest single linguistic group in Pakistan (i.e. about 50% of the total Pakistani population, or above 60% if we include the closely related Punjabi dialect 'Siraiki', spoken in and around the historical city of Multan).

Punjabi is also spoken as a minority language in several other countries, including Afghanistan, as well as many nations where Punjabis have emigrated in large numbers, such as Britain, the United States and especially Canada where its the 6th largest language with 271 220 people using it on a daily basis. Punjabi is the sacred language of the Sikhs, in which the religious literature is written (See Adi Granth). It is the usual language of Bhangra music, which has recently gained wide popularity both in South Asia and abroad.

Punjabi culture, much like its Bengali counterpart, suffered a split between India and Pakistan during the Partition of 1947. As such, Punjabi language and culture tend to be uniting factors in spite of national and religious affiliations.

Modern Punjabi has borrowed extensively from other languages, including Hindi, Urdu, Persian and English. Like other North Indian languages, it is derived from Sanskrit and is therefore Indo-European. In addition, like Hindi and Urdu, it has a substantial number of loanwords from Arabic, Persian, and even a few from Turkish. Many sources subdivide the Punjabi language into Western Punjabi (Lahnda) and Eastern Punjabi.

There are several different scripts used for writing the Punjabi language, depending on the region and the dialect spoken, as well as the religion of the speaker. Sikhs and others in the Indian state of Punjab tend to use the Gurumukhi or Gurmukhi (from the mouth of the Gurus) script. Hindus, and those living in neighbouring states such as Haryana and Himachal Pradesh sometimes use the Devanagari script. Finally, Muslims, and in general Pakistani Punjabis, use a modified Arabic script called Shahmukhi(from the king's mouth). Shahmukhi script is almost like Urdu.

Much like English, Punjabi has moved around the world and developed local forms by integrating local vocabulary. While most loanwords come from English, Hindi and Urdu (and indirectly, from Persian and Arabic), Punjabi emigrants around the world have integrated terms from such languages as Spanish and Dutch. A distinctive "Diaspora Punjabi" is thus emerging. As there is no formal consensus over vocabulary and spelling in Punjabi, it is likely that Diaspora Punjabi will increasingly deviate from the forms found on the Indian Subcontinent in the future.

Happy Vasaikhi To All Punjabi's....

2009-04-14T14:05:00.002+08:00

Happy Vasaikhi & Enjoy This Joke....

1) Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says " IF YOU BEHAVE LIKE THIS , YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR FRIENDS"

2)Brother Wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus "Send Me A Brother". Santa wrote back "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

3)Meaning Of WIFE
Husband asks "Do You Know the meaning of WIFE?".It means "Without Information Fighting Evertime!"

Wife replies, "No , It means With Idiot For Ever !!!"

4)Importance of a period
Teacher "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid "Yeah,once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted , dad got heart attack & our driver ran away".

HA ha ha ha ha.....HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS !!!

Singh Is King Part 2

2009-04-10T10:16:00.003+08:00

Thanks to my friend waters/ Kah Heng who is working at india now , which is at benglore if im not wrong with the spelling. He did this to me maybe after watching the movie SINGH IS KING.....thanks mann.......i still can't stop laughing....

cheers.

Update Pictures...Freaking Funny....

2009-04-10T10:07:00.002+08:00

It was fun with the banana...
sorry ray , u had to taste our banana....
at least u know what's the feeling of going down there.....
hhahahahahahahahhaha.............cheers

A Day Out At QueensBay Mall (Sakae Sushi)

2009-04-02T11:46:00.002+08:00

This picture was taken when i just landed from india which i can't remember the date. It was fun going out with my old friends , bringing back some old memories such as high school.

Enjoy...

Earth Hour

2009-03-27T13:29:00.005+08:00

We support EARTH HOUR!! By switching off our lights on 28th Marc 2009, Saturday. 830pm till 930pm..

It's only 1 hour and remember to switch off the lights...
this event is world-wide known !!!
Let's do it together !!
One world , One Hour !!
hehehehehe....let's make this happen !!!

For More Information Please Do Click Here
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What Does My Birthday Says About Me N Also June.

2009-03-25T15:43:00.002+08:00

MAY Birthdays:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharpthoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deepfeelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs nomotivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts.Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE Birthdays:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite andsoft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends todelay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous.Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knowshow to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takestime to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

Traditional Gemini Traits

Adaptable and versatile
Communicative and witty
Intellectual and eloquent
Youthful and lively

On the dark side..

Nervous and tense
Superficial and inconsistent
Cunning and inquisitive

Sikh In Shocked Over Burning Of Gurudwara In London

2009-03-25T13:55:00.001+08:00

At 1330 hours IST on 15th March, Monday, some Kaurs in the Sikh Sangat Gurudwara in East London spotted an unknown person running down from the top floor.

A few minutes later flames were seen blazing from Babaji's room that houses the Saroops of Guru Granth Sahib Ji.

Seven Saroops of Guru Granth Sahib Ji were lost to flames. The London Fire Brigade confirmed that 75 per cent of the building and the roof had been damaged and collapsed because of the fire. The building itself may take months to repair but the emotional damage may be very difficult to heal.

The Gurudwara was more than just a place of worship, it was the heart and soul of a community. It is one of London's most important Guurdwara. The building dates back to 1854 and was formerly a synagogue and before that a Church. The building was taken over by the Sikhs in 1979 and converted into a Gurudwara.

As flames leapt and smoke billowed out, Sikh hearts cried at the thought of holy scriptures of Sri Guru Granth Sahib getting burnt inside this most famous of the London gurdwaras. That it was a result of a racist attack only added to the pain of the community and a sense of frustration at a time when Sikhs are struggling to tell the western world who they are, and how their religion preaches universal brotherhood.

BLOWN AWAY ....Allah HU Akbar...

2009-03-20T10:47:00.004+08:00

This Is Some Funny Shit Happend To A Terrorist...
Click here

and this is indian version of rapping...
have a break and have a good laugh for the weekend....
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ENJOY ENJOY !!!
THE TERRORIST GOT WHAT HE WANTED !!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.......

Me Working Out In The Gym...

2009-03-20T00:26:00.005+08:00

MY DREAM BODY !!!

Well Well , guess what guys. Im back and started hitting the gym like i used to do during high school times. But now my aim is to be stronger and sexy. Hahahahahha , more to come .Do give me like 8 months and u will see the result of the NEW RAKHVEER !!!
yeah !!!

I Like This Picture....

2009-03-18T01:25:00.003+08:00

This is the picture taken during preeti's wedding.

As im was looking at the wedding picture , im starting to wonder like "when is my big day" , "Am ready for it " , "What must i give up" , "Life totally gonna be a change for me"...

and the most important thing of all , did u find the right person ? Sometimes i tend to wonder like , just live the life im having right now. No worries , can go out anytime i want and come back anytime i want. I don't have to ask anyone's permission besides my parents.

But how long can i keep on doing that ? im already 24 years old and i think i should start planning now ?
I don't really know but i think it's up to GOD. Aight !!! Peace Out Hommie !!!

Advice/Famous Dialog That Money Can't Buy , Remember The GodFather (1972)

2009-03-14T11:14:00.003+08:00

-Women and children can be careless but not MEN.

-He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust guaranteeing your
safety and at that meeting you'll be assassinated.

-It doesn't make any difference to me what a man does for a living.

-I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them as you can see. They talk when they should listen.

-Never tell anyone outside the Family what you're thinking again

-In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

-My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.

-My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

-Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

-hey want to have a meeting with me, right? It will be me, McClusky and Sollozzo. Let's set the meeting. We get our informants to find out where it's going to be held. Now we insist that it be held in a public place, a bar or a restaurant where there'll be other people there so I'll feel safe. They're going to search me when I first meet them, right? So I can't have a weapon on me. But if Clemenza can figure a way to have a weapon planted for me, then I'll kill them both.

-Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

-[while eating dinner with Sollozzo and McCluskey] What I want - what's most important to me - is that I have a guarantee: No more attempts on my father's life.

-What guarantees could I give you, Mike? I am the hunted one! I missed my chance. You think too much of me, kid - I'm not that clever. All I want, is a truce.

-Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.

-I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

-Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.

-You talk about vengance. Is vengance going to bring your son back to you or my boy to me? I forgo the vengance of my son. But my youngest son had to leave this country because of this Sollozzo business. So now I have to make arraingments to bring him back safely cleared of all these false charges. But I'm a supersticious man. And if some unluck accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightening, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room and that, I do not forgive. But, that aside, let say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today.

UEFA Champions League

2009-03-12T08:05:00.002+08:00

- Bayern Munich (Germany)
- Chelsea (England)
- Villarreal (Spain)
- Liverpool (England)
- Porto (Portugal)
- Arsenal (England)
- Barcelona (Spain)
- Manchester United (England)

4 clubs from England
2 clubs from Spain
1 club from Germany
1 club from Portugal

Quarter-finals
07 - 08 April 2009
14 - 15 April 2009

Semi-finals
28 - 29 April 2009
05 - 06 May 2009

Final
27 May 2009

The UEFA Champions League comprises of three qualifying rounds, a group stage, and four knockout rounds.

Qualifying
In matches in the three qualifying rounds, clubs play two matches against each other on a home and away basis, with the club scoring the greater aggregate of goals qualifying for the next round. In the event of both teams scoring the same number of goals, the team which scores more goals away qualifies.

Group stage
The 16 winners of the third qualifying round ties join a similar number of automatic entrants in the 32-team group stage. The clubs are split into eight groups of four teams, who play home and away against each of their pool opponents between September and December to decide which two teams from each pool advance to the first knockout round. The third-place finishers in each pool enter the UEFA Cup Round of 32.

Knockout phase
From the last 16 until the semi-finals, clubs play two matches against each other on a home and away basis with the same rules as the qualifying rounds applied. In the last 16, group winners play runners-up other than teams from their own pool or nation, while from the quarter-finals on the draw is free.

Final
The final is decided by a single match - which this year will be played in Rome.

Gunners Hold Their Nerve

2009-03-12T08:03:00.002+08:00

ARSENAL are through to the Champions League quarterfinals after surviving a thrilling penalty shoot-out against Roma.

The Gunners were second best for most of the game but Max Tonetto missed his spot kick to put Arsene Wenger's team into the last eight.

Eduardo saw his opening effort saved by Alexander Doni, but Mirko Vucinic stabbed his straight at Manuel Almunia three kicks later. Robin van Persie, Theo Walcott, Julio Baptista, Samir Nasri, Vincenzo Montella and Denilson all scored, before Francesco Totti stepped up to send the shoot-out into sudden death at 4-4.

Kolo Toure coolly dispatched his effort, as did Sagna and then John Arne Riise and Alberto Aquilani did the same for Roma.

With the tally at 6-6, Diaby slotted home before the pressure got to Tonetto as he blazed the ball over to send the travelling Gunners fans into euphoria.

Arsenal boss Wenger hailed his team’s mental strength following their shoot-out triumph.

He said: “We needed to show our nerve tonight and determination.

“We were a bit nervous at the start and gave a goal away more by nerves than them creating the chance.

“I must pay tribute to the nerves of my team. There is something in there that comes out, that is huge mental strength.

“Our character has been questioned many times. I’ve said many times that this team is very strong.

“It was a very edgy game to manage for both managers. I must say they played very well.

“It was very hard because 10 minutes before half-time we were just desperate to equalise that we opened ourselves up to counter-attacks. That’s what they wanted.

“We had to be structured but that was hard because they defended so well."

This season’s Champions League final will be played at the Stadio Olimpico, but Ivory Coast defender Toure believes his side will have to improve if they are to return for the showpiece match on May 27.

He said: “The first 10 minutes was not very good. We didn’t pass the ball very well.

“As the game went on we played better, but we couldn’t score the goal that would send us through.

“There are some very good teams out there. We will need to play better than tonight.”

Spanish stopper Almunia also praised the spirit of his side.

He made just one save in the penalty shoot-out to deny Vucinic, but it was enough as the Gunners’ spot-kick takers held their nerve before Tonetto sent the decisive 16th penalty high over the crossbar.

Almunia said: “My heart was nearly out. I’m sorry I couldn’t have saved more than one.

"In the end it was enough and I am so happy to go through to the next round.

“Roma took some good penalties. It was difficult to save them as they have so much quality.

“I’m just so happy for my team-mates because they kept their nerve and showed their maturity in the penalty shoot-out. I’m proud.”

Sheeru , My Beloved Dog That Left Me 1st.

2009-03-08T16:48:00.003+08:00

My Dog Sheeru is no longer with me anymore. He's with god and i pray for him that god will give him a good life. He is a very loyal dog , he guared the house and took care the whole family.

Damn !!! just like i been saying this over and over again , i will never win another dog like him !!! I can't stand when i saw him weak and sick. I was like "No Sheeru,No ! you can leave me like this"

He was like a brother to me. When Im bored , i will sit with in in the garden and just talk to him. The funny part is he will just look at me and shake his head. It's like he is listening every word i was talking. I can't send him to the vet to put him to sleep , i might be a big size guy but i just can't bring him to the car vet.

It's like 10 years he is with me. Since i was 14 years old !! and now whenever i looked down from my room window , i can't see him there !!! ArHhHhH i just hate this feeling !!! i don't like to be sad but it's part of life !!!

NO MATTER WHAT GOD , DO GIVE HIM A BETTER LIFE AND FORGIVE HIM IF HE EVEN DONE ANY SIN. I DON'T MIND GETTING PUNISH FOR HIS SIN CAUSE HE'S JUST A GREAT PAL FOR ME !! I MIGHT GET A NEW DOG BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART.

The Best Sunday Joke....

2009-03-08T15:47:00.001+08:00

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."

A Woman's Prayer

2009-03-08T15:46:00.000+08:00

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death

Why Am I Married ?

2009-03-08T15:43:00.001+08:00

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

AhHhH , The Handsome Rakhveer.

2009-02-27T14:21:00.001+08:00

Freida Pinto Smoulders On The Cover Vogue

2009-02-27T12:09:00.001+08:00

FREIDA PINTO'S rags-to-riches fairy tale continues - she's now gracing the cover of Vogue.

The Slumdog Millionaire actress is being hailed as a fashion icon as well as Hollywood's hottest new property.

Freida looks every inch the A-list star decked out in diamonte confection and lashings of blood-red lipstick as she lounges seductively on a couch.

Having impressed the world with her sense of style, the modest star told the Indian edition of the mag: “You’ve got to go with instinct; the right dress will make your heart skip a beat.

"You’ve got to fall in love with what you’re wearing to really pull it off.”

The talented 24-year-old has also been cast in WOODY ALLEN's new film alongside ANTHONY HOPKINS and NAOMI WATTS.

It will be only her second film to date.

Rumours are rife that Freida is Woody's latest muse, following in the footsteps of PENELOPE CRUZ who won an Oscar on Sunday for Best Supporting Actress in his film Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Not bad for a girl who started her career advertising Wrigley's Chewing Gum.

That Was Slump Party At Oscar 2009

2009-02-24T12:05:00.006+08:00

Oscar winners 2009

And the Oscar goes to...

BEST PICTURE: Slumdog Millionaire - Christian Colson

BEST DIRECTOR: Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire)

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Simon Beaufoy (Slumdog Millionaire)

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Anthony Dod Mantle (Slumdog Millionaire)

OUTSTANDING SOUND MIXING: Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke & Resul Pookutty (Slumdog Millionaire)

OUTSTANDING FILM EDITING: Chris Dickens (Slumdog Millionaire)

BEST MUSIC (SCORE): A.R. Rahman (Slumdog Millionaire)

BEST MUSIC (SONG): "Jai Ho" - Music by A.R. Rahman; Lyric by Gulzar (Slumdog Millionaire)

8 awards won by Slumdog Millionaire Team which i told myself that it's gonna win at least something at the Oscar but they took 8 back home !!!

Im proud of them , it's worth watching actually. I know many indians from india did not like the movie but it's ALL ABOUT THE TRUTH. They show how poor kids are living and how they find their own way to make money. You can't blame that and the love part between latika and jamal was seriously GOOD !!!

I watched the movie twice and i personally gonna add it to my dvd collection. Well Done to The slumpDOG TEAM !!!

Me , Myself In India During Neha's Sister Wedding.

2009-02-19T10:31:00.004+08:00

I attended Neha's sister Wedding , which was held at India , Punjab (Chandigarh). The 1st well-plan area in India actually (If Im Not Wrong). I kind of feel home when i was at Chandigarh. A lot of my friends asked me about the place I went. It's worth the money to go there and have a holiday , I travelled around with the bus or with the permission of Neha's dad or mom to use their car to go SHOPPING. Just kidding....

I had a lot of fun in Chandigarh with the people there. People who have bad thoughts of India should actually visit them 1st. When I went to the Golden Temple again , it was like "IM PROUD TO BE A SIKH" and "THIS IS BEST PLACE TO BE AT". Trust me , if any of you guys visit India , Do go to the Golden Temple of Amirtsar. It's worth the money to be there.

The next Gurduwara Im planning to go is Himkun Sahib, Sri Guru Gobind Singh Ji Gurduwara is located. My mom , sister , brother and aunty visited that place before in 2005. If everything works fine for me , maybe this year or next year I'm planning to go there. I heard a lot of stories from the priest and mom that it's really really worth the money.

If God allows me to go , I'll back my bag right away and start traveling again. Meantime enjoy the picture with Aunty Daisy ( don't ask me why Daisy) perhaps Daisy is Sun . So she shines everyday....hahahahahah.....

Enjoy !!
Chak Dey...!!!

Angry group protests at Hee’s centre

2009-02-06T12:10:00.002+08:00

News of Jelapang assemblyman Hee Yit Foong quitting the DAP to become an Independent has turned her into a target of harassment by Pakatan Rakyat supporters.

Around noon, a handful of DAP members and supporters turned up at Hee’s service centre along Jalan Simpang to put up a banner that reads: “Betrayer of Jelapang voters, Betrayer of Perak people” in several languages. The group left at about 12.30pm.

Meanwhile, there were rumours at about 4pm that Hee’s house had been broken into and that red paint had been splashed across her walls.

A check on the residence, however, showed that the double-storey terrace house was intact with the doors and windows closed.

Hee’s official car, a Proton Perdana V6, was parked inside the locked compound.

Repeated attempts to contact Hee on her mobile phone and her house proved futile.

I HAVE ALOT OF CHINESE FRIENDS. IF U BROKE THEIR TRUST ONE TIME MEANS U HAVE NO MORE RESPECT IN PUBLIC ANYMORE. ALL THE BEST TO YOU HEE N I SHOULD STOP SAYING HE HE HE HE...IT'S NOT A GOOD THING...HAHAHAHHA JUST KIDDING !!

MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!!

Zambry to be sworn in as new Perak MB

2009-02-06T12:05:00.001+08:00

Pangkor assemblyman Datuk Dr Zambry Abd Kadir will be the new Perak Mentri Besar, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said.

Abdullah, who is Barisan Nasional chairman, announced this after returning from his official visit to Istana Kinta in Ipoh yesterday evening, where he had an audience with the Sultan of Perak Sultan Azlan Shah.

“Sultan Azlan Shah has consented to Zambry being appointed the Mentri Besar. He will be sworn in at 3.30pm tomorrow (today) at the Istana Iskandariah in Kuala Kangsar,” he said.

Abdullah added that the new state executive council would be sworn in at 10am the day after.

Zambry, meanwhile, thanked the Sultan, the Prime Minister and his deputy for trusting him to carry out the responsibility.

What A Shame n Sad Thing.

2009-02-06T11:56:00.001+08:00

Perak CPO Deputy Comm Datuk Zulkifli Abdullah said police have secured the state secretariat building following a request by the state secretary to ensure the smooth transfer of power.

What happend to the police force when PKR took over after the election !! hahahahahahaha....seriously i can't stop laughing.

It's okay , i believe it's like a game of chess. Just make sure you ( Barisan Nasional) don't get checked mate for the next coming election. I believe my grandmother taught me this....HAVE A STRONG STANDING IN YR LIFE or u will become a LALANG U KNOW....

HARAPKAN PAGAR , PAGAR MAKAN PADI !!!
MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!!!!

Singh Is Kinng !!!

2009-01-31T16:02:00.002+08:00

SINGH IS KINNG HOMMIE !!!

Im In Love With My New House Gate.

2009-01-17T21:47:00.001+08:00

My house is under renovation, This is how it's gonna look but it's not ready yet but im in love with the new gate !!! damn !!!

Mom's Camry

2009-01-17T12:37:00.005+08:00

i woke up today morning at 6am as normal and i was about to leave my house to send my brother to school, i saw glasses all over the road. I was wondering while walking towards the camry , i saw the driver side was smashed !!! DAMN !!! I installed Llumar security tint which is 8mil for my mom's car but then...guess those fellas are strong. Rm2000 plus which i can't remember the exact amount but yet it's breakable.

The best thing is , they smashed the driver side and open the bonnet, took the tool box. I was told by "someone" that 5 of them on 3 bikes which i do not want to put what race are they. Not every race is good or bad , right guys ?

I took some pictures of my mom's car and i'll post it as soon as possible. Seriously , EARTH IS NOT A SAFE PLACE ANYMORE !!! shall we go to MARS ? hahahahha.....

She's Every Woman

2009-01-15T11:19:00.004+08:00

I heard this song from my friend. It's seriously good and reminds me of her , hahahahaha , if you're reading this means this is for you. and you know who you are actually . I don't have to tell you but you know ....hahahahahaha sounds stupid. ENJOY !!!

She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice
A little crazy but it's nice
And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone
'Cause she'll rage just like a river
Then she'll beg you to forgive her
Oh, she's every woman that I've ever known.

She's so New York and then L.A.
And every town along the way
And she's every place that I've never been
She's makin love on rainy nights
She's a stroll through Christmas lights
And she's everything I want to do again.

It needs no explanation
'Cause it all makes perfect sense
For when it comes down to temptation
She's on both sides of the fence.

No it needs no explanation
'Cause it all makes perfect sense
When it comes down to temptation
She's on both sides of the fence.

She's anything but typical
She's so unpredictable
Oh but even at her worst she ain't that bad
She's as real as real can be
And she's every fantasy
Lord she's every lover that I've ever had
And she's every lover that I've never had

here's the video..
click here